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I started to think about how my life will change now since I'm in nursing school and all I could see is it ruining is my love life
- Guy: So, what are you going to school for?
- Me: I'm a nursing student
- Guy: Nurse, huh? That's hot. You gonna be my nurse baby?
- Me: Sure I'll be your nurse.
- Guy: Ooooh yeah. Tell me how you're gonna take care of me :)
- Me: Well first, I'll get the cuff and wrap it around your arm and take your blood pressure and other base vitals. Then I'll get the lubricant and work my way down slowly and perform a prostate exam. Once we're through with that. I'll smack that ass with an intramuscular injection. As a little parting gift, I'll snatch some Sildenafil from the pharmacy to help with that erectile dysfunction.
- Guy: ......
- My love life...is fucked.
